Lyrics for PCJ's shaadi (music by Richard Rogers)

To be sung in Second Person: 

You overcame more than conventional dither 
With a most unconventional star in your eye, 
Now no more a lone single girl with no home 
You've accepted a wonderful guy! 

Now you feel as female as any woman ever! 
Your feelings are blatant as Masala Fry. 
And we rejoice at the love in your voice 
When you speak of your wonderful guy. 

The man who has caught you, 
.......... the clan he has brought you, 
.................... you'd thought were just pie-in-the-sky. 
You feel with your marriage you've gone straight to heaven without even having to die! Yes, 

You're now as corny as I'wa in August, High as the flag in Republic Day sky. 
If you'll excuse the expression I use you're in love, you're a woman in love, you're in love! 
You're In Love With A Wonderful Guy! 


(Notes: I wrote the 2nd-person version first, then 1st-person just-in-case, & finally 3rd-person. 
"more-than-conventional dither:" didja really take 45 seconds? who held the stopwatch? 
"most unconventional star:" does that describe Nick to a T, or what? 
"corny as Iowa in August:" have you ever been in Kansas? We know that you were in Iowa,
..... when you decided to go to school in the USA, and thus took charge of your own education at Age 13.
.......... I am in awe of you for that! [And I believe that the month was August].
How can I think I know so much about your feelings? You've told the whole world! Blatant as Masala Fry, you are!)