Bald man: "You call this a firangi dance troupe? What is wrong with you?"
Ranbir: "GrrOOOWlll, Wolverine! Oh man, when I was a teenager I wanted to BE this guy! The new X-men movie is going to be awesome!" Akshay: "You know, I could put someone's eye out with this thing. Preferably yours if you keep giving me grief about the dog movie." Arjun: "You got me out of bed at the ungodly hour of TEN IN THE MORNING for THIS?!??!"
Riteish: "Hey, dude, my wife threw me out. Can I crash with you tonight?"
Vidya: "Sid's only a *little* fat." (Disclaimer: all this is in fun of course, I would guess that IRL Vidya's about the last person in bollywood to go around body-shaming people.)
Mahesh: "But Tamannaah claimed she had done all the research and found out that this was how you were supposed to wear this kind of holster!"
Rani: "Yes, I know in real life the only way you'd be striking this pose with your finger on the trigger is if you were trying to shoot yourself in the head. What can I say, the publicity photographer is an idiot."